YOU ARE NEVER LONELY WHEN YOU HAVE CRABS sarcasm-shirt so it feels as good

so it feels as good as the best funny t-shirts should

then a 'wait — IS THAT…' followed by a laugh

Also works well for trampoline park visits

so this cursed artifact is somehow the softest

A deadpan black-and-white snapshot: some poor soul absolutely wrecked in a hospital bed — oxygen tube

YOU ARE NEVER LONELY WHEN YOU HAVE CRABS sarcasm-shirt so it feels as goodAbout This Design A vintage woodcut crab reclines in a striped beach chair at golden hour sunglasses on, tropical cocktail raised, the picture of dignified coastal leisure. Bold retro lettering arches overhead: 'YOU ARE NEVER LONELY WHEN YOU HAVE CRABS.' So charming. So wholesome. So plausibly innocent. And then it isn't. Why You'll Love This Shirt It reads clean at the family crab boil and lands filthy the second someone actually reads it. Comfort