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Lightweight
Built as a pump cover but just as deadly as a leg day fit
UV Protection (because even chaos needs eye care)
high-performance frame — optimized for poolside flexing and slow-motion lawn mowing
This piece comes with a custom cut collar
Mom Slayer 5000™ LightweightThese arent just sunglasses. These are weapons of mass seduction. Inspired by the unapologetic swagger of Billy Love and the reckless confidence of your favourite gym bro who thinks hes Gods gift to suburbia, the Mom Slayer 5000 is here to spice up marriages (respectfully). Key Features: UV Protection (because even chaos needs eye care) Lightweight, high performance frame optimized for poolside flexing and slow motion lawn mowing Polarized lenses so
