Comfort Food Hot Sauce Winter And you're way too get-up-and-go

And you're way too get-up-and-go to have time for a full platter of the hip breakfast you deserve

sweet goodness that they couldn't convey their urgent cravings

and only very rarely am I a corn chip

without the oil stains

who for some reason was in my kitchen at 7am

Comfort Food Hot Sauce Winter And you're way too get-up-and-goDo you munch on jalapenos for breakfast? Do you guzzle pepper for lunch? Do you secretly carry a tiny bottle of pure capsaicin for flavor emergencies? Then you'll get a kick out of this hot sauce! We're not sure where it resides on the Scoville scale for spiciness, but it WOULD like to reside in your house. On your couch. 15 squishy inches of encased spice. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!