Soap for the Favorite Child grapefruit It’s like you’re part of

It’s like you’re part of a secret club we can never join

Maple Scented

Your breath could literally peel the paint off a wall

not to mention all the incontinence and insatiable desire for lukewarm milk

Fresh Churned Butter Scented

Soap for the Favorite Child grapefruit It’s like you’re part ofI'm not one to brag. And that's just one of the reasons I'm the favorite child. Intelligence, charm, rugged good looks, and modesty. Mom and Dad said they broke the mold when they made me. But I'm not supposed to tell you that. I hear you're pretty fragile. And that's why I'm so nice to you! Honestly, you're so lucky to have me as a sibling. Better Clothes Scented Fragrance: April Clean, Sage Leaf