A Candle for the Cool Aunt your and “adequately-stocked” first aid kits

and “adequately-stocked” first aid kits

Smells like doomscrolling and dopamine

it was something the rest of us learned in first grade

Except maybe moving to a different small town

But it's raining

A Candle for the Cool Aunt your and “adequately-stocked” first aid kitsHoney, hand me that bottle? Your auntie needs another top off. It's been a week, I tell ya. My work load is intense and my dating life is an absolute train wreck. Honestly, coming over to see my favorite niece and nephew is giving me life right now. I don't know why your mom complains so much, you two are absolute angels. You know, she wasn't always this strict. You should've seen her in high school, oh my lord, she used to Juicy Gossip Scented