Grate Expectations: The Bearded Collie Cheese Tax Apron Shopify Collective I will show you how

I will show you how to create a design which combines both cord colours into a beautiful pattern for the length of the lead

Featuring your very own Hairicane of Chaos and Affection (aka a Bearded Collie)

Maximum dog weight 20kg

barking Hairicane of Chaos and Affection

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Height 171 175 179 183 189 195 195 195 195 Chest 86 93 99 104 116 129 135 142 162 Waist 71 76 81 89 99 112 119 130 137 Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits

Grate Expectations: The Bearded Collie Cheese Tax Apron Shopify Collective I will show you howThis apron isn't just for cooking its for reminding everyone that payment is due in cheese. Featuring your very own Hairicane of Chaos and Affection (aka a Bearded Collie), it proudly declares: "Dont forget the cheese tax." Because behind every good chef is a Bearded Collie with soulful eyes and a dairy based economy. Whether you're whipping up dinner or just opening the fridge, this apron ensures culinary justice is servedone cheesy bribe at a time.