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Merry Dickmas 1070 A fun and uplifting get

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Description

A fun and uplifting get well soon card for anyone recovering from an illness

Happy fucking birthday for best friend

Inside of card: Pop up hand w/ slot for cash gift

30th/40th/50th/60th/70th

Everyone knows being an a**hole is how to make people like you

Merry Dickmas 1070 A fun and uplifting getWe wish you a merry Dickmas, we wish you a merry Dickmas, we wish you a merry Dickmas, and a huge D for New Years. That crazy D*ck lover will shoot you a naughty grin as soon as they put hands on this Merry Dickmas card. Watch their jaw drop as they open this card which features a sexy Mrs. Clause topping her tree with a replica of Santas junk. Laugh with them when they notice the Dickmas Tree is decked out with Santas wrinkled jingle balls. We have a

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