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The ideal card is Omniscience [], but a creature like Emrakul, the Promised End [] or Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre [] works to get the job done

However, at least it comes with its own body

In a Two-Headed Giant game, Syr Konrad's first ability causes it to deal 1 damage twice

Not only is this one of the cutest imaginings of an owlbear in terms of design, but the look of pure rage on this little cub perfectly communicates just how fierce it is

Outside of Commander you could also consider Dockside Extortionist and your Lithoform Engine or add a Pitiless Plunderer to your obnoxious Cauldron Familiar and Witch's Oven combo