Am I defining it incorrectly
Blood Clock & Umbilicus -A Sweet Punisher Card that hits our Opponents for 2 if they don't bounce a permanent on their turn
A touch of smoother skin here, a lift of the fang there, a tug over therethe vampires who commission a portrait from Parnesse see themselves clearer and more beautiful (or fearsome) than ever, and for that, they keep Parnesse paid in full and booked for the foreseeable future
Making changelings is also a big deal, letting you use this as a synergy card for some lesser typal decks like spiders, minotaurs, and so on
Likewise, having more than one card that can just be discarded and immediately search something else to take its place is purely broken, even moreso if it can search another searcher