japanese cards mtg strixhaven Sleight of Hand (Japanese Silver Scroll Foil) [Secrets of Put one of them into your hand Secrets of Strixhaven Mystical Archive

Force of Despair showing Squidward looking sadly out the window may work with the card's name, but has little to do with its mechanic of destroying creatures (unless I missed a particularly violent SpongeBob episode)

Arahbo, the First Fang is a typal lord that gives your cats a buff and pumps out tokens when your other (nontoken) cats enter, but youve only got access to white cats if you run it as your commander

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Hecteyes Rarity: Common TYPE: Creature SUBTYPE: Ooze Horror CMC: 2 Mana cost: USD: $0.23 EUR: 0.07 TIX: 0.03 EDHREC RANK: 8446 (1/1) When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card

(2019-08-23) If the copied creature is copying something else (for example, if Volrath, the Shapestealer is having its own shape stolen by Hate Mirage), then the token enters the battlefield as whatever that creature copied