Now you might be thinking, "Leaf, why are you posting this trashy card, at best this a troll card for gimmick decks." To you I'd say, "yes, that's true, but there are so many interesting ways to troll your opponent with it," so I felt just like Present Card, which on its own would do nothing but help your opponent, it needs to be made so you can make those dumb combos to make your opponent say "I can't believe that just worked"
$5 , Sacrifice two Treasures: Put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control
The card straight up does nothing unless you have big creatures in play
Moreover, I think notably many of these cards are arguably not cardinal functions at all
This might have had as much to do with cEDH play as its Legacy success, but it'll be interesting to see if, and how much, it slumps now