As soon as it enters, everyone gets a crow that has to attack with every turn

Theft Decks Evelyn, the Covetous | Illustration by Marta Nael Commander (1) Planeswalker (1) Creature (23) Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer Thieving Skydiver Baleful Strix Robber of the Rich Dire Fleet Daredevil Valki, God of Lies Grenzo, Havoc Raiser Dauthi Voidwalker Thief of Sanity Halo Forager Vedalken Plotter Cosima, God of the Voyage Nightveil Specter Thada Adel, Acquisitor Kheru Mind-Eater Hostage Taker Don Andres, the Renegade Gonti, Lord of Luxury Evil Twin Zareth San, the Trickster Plargg and Nassari Author of Shadows Xanathar, Guild Kingpin Instant (10) You Find Some Prisoners Fumble Siphon Insight Rakdos Charm Sudden Spoiling Crosis's Charm Fierce Guardianship Maestros Charm Memory Plunder Nurgle's Conscription Sorcery (8) Inevitable Betrayal Extract Brain Praetor's Grasp Evacuation Devastation Tide Blatant Thievery Breach the Multiverse Fevered Suspicion Enchantment (5) Mirrormade King Narfi's Betrayal Leyline of Anticipation The Ruinous Powers Mind's Dilation Artifact (14) Sol Ring Thaumatic Compass Dimir Signet Fellwar Stone Arcane Signet Rakdos Signet Izzet Signet Crystal Shard Vedalken Shackles Commander's Sphere Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree Mirage Mirror Solemn Simulacrum Wand of Wonder Land (38) Polluted Delta Sunken Hollow Fetid Pools Morphic Pool Watery Grave Training Center Steam Vents Scalding Tarn Luxury Suite Blood Crypt Dragonskull Summit Haunted Ridge Path of Ancestry Command Tower Exotic Orchard Crumbling Necropolis Xander's Lounge Maestros Theater Ash Barrens Evolving Wilds Bojuka Bog Mystic Sanctuary Thespian's Stage Mountain x4 Swamp x2 Island x9 Theft decks want to turn their opponents decks against themselves

Elspeth, Storm Slayer Some of the best payoffs for token generators are cards that buff your board
Not to be confused with the mega-monster Weapon creatures that appear in some Final Fantasy titles
Sure, you have to deal combat damage with a Dino to pay the prowl cost, but Dinosaurs are all about attacking, so that should be a trivial feat to achieve