Funny Doormat - Trespassers Will Be Composted Category_Accessories/Lighting/Table Lamps 4 in) 420 x 594mm

4 in) 420 x 594mm

Fitting: LED

Ceramic Dino Planter with Felt Tongue and a Dash of Red

or anyone who enjoys a bit of surrealism with their snacks

this card delivers charm with a side of cheddar

Funny Doormat - Trespassers Will Be Composted Category_Accessories/Lighting/Table Lamps 4 in) 420 x 594mmPut your doorstep on the defensive with the Trespassers Will Be Composted Doormat. This cheeky mat delivers a darkly botanical warning to unwanted guests while keeping your floors free from muddy footprints. Made from weather resistant coir or polyester, its built to survive the elements (and your sense of humour). Sized to fit standard doorways, its ideal for covered outdoor areas or greenhouses with attitude. Whether youre a plant whisperer or just