I'm Not Gay ...but Size:L battle-scarred shark with a grin

battle-scarred shark with a grin that says “I’ve seen enough

America's 250th Anniversary

😏 Whether you're dealing with idiots

These days you reach into your pocket and discover a lint collection

paycheck survivors

I'm Not Gay ...but Size:L battle-scarred shark with a grinDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Look, everybody makes mistakes. Some people buy a questionable used car. Some people answer emails from Nigerian princes. And some people see a van offering free candy and think, "Well, that seems perfectly reasonable." This shirt starts out sounding like it's headed in one direction and then takes a hard left turn straight into absurdity. It's the perfect blend of misdirection, bad decisions, questionable