If Only I’d Not Seen You in the First Place Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt Size:S and disappear into the horizon

and disappear into the horizon

despite our disagreements

an EXIT HERE for emergencies

and just enough boldness to make strangers pause and tilt their heads

and the kind of humor that makes people do a double-take before they start laughing

If Only I’d Not Seen You in the First Place Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt Size:S and disappear into the horizonDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! From across the room, it looks like a sweet little First Place! ribbon. Then people get closer and realize the real message is much nastier: If Only Id Not Seen You in the First Place! A perfect bait and switch design for anyone who enjoys sarcasm, regret, and emotional damage dressed up like an achievement award. Great for exes, bad dates, toxic coworkers, family reunions, petty friendships, or anyone who