This Book is Not a Present pearlstein the card will biodegrade

the card will biodegrade

who will turn in anyone to shorten their own sentences

And if a dragon accidentally eats spicy salsa

wrestles with our current predicament

Brilliantly funny

This Book is Not a Present pearlstein the card will biodegradeWe all know kids who carry a book everywhere they go. Kids who can't stop reading, even if it's long after bedtime. Kids who love nothing more than sitting quietly in the corner, turning page after page This book is a love letter to all the other kids. The ones who wouldn't dream of asking for a book as a present. The ones who unwrap the box hoping to find anythinga dog, a skateboard, even socksbesides a book. Packed with clever, fourth wall breaking