Black Bear Rules - Premium Vintage Tee Color:Denim restoration

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and everyone who believes getting there slower is sometimes the whole point

and outdoorsy weirdos who know one of the best parts of nature is not having to find a bathroom

and anyone who’d rather take their time than race to the finish

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Black Bear Rules - Premium Vintage Tee Color:Denim restorationMeeting a black bear is stressful enough. Remembering the rules? Even worse. This Black Bear Rules T shirt turns questionable outdoor survival advice into a perfectly deadpan trail joke: do not run, do not scream, call your mom one last time, blame Steve and good luck. The grumpy bear illustration, arrow callouts, and bold distressed lettering make the design easy to read, funny from a distance, and just weird enough to stand out. Made for hikers,