The Blue Ball Effect | Dusty Blue Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly Private Label We designed this ugly Christmas

We designed this ugly Christmas sweater suit because the holidays are filled with extremely awkward moments: Overbearing cousins

So you think you can handle a red

and every week I eat it on the couch wearing nothing but these Ball Hammocks®

You bet your cherry red behind I'd snag the shirt from that closet and bring it back to it's former glory

Not only does their naughty side keep them warm while perpetuating the species

The Blue Ball Effect | Dusty Blue Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly Private Label We designed this ugly ChristmasThese dusty blue Ball Hammocks aren't blue for nothing. Studies show that 42% of women find a man in blue more attractive than in any other color. It's like the red dress effect, but instead of red, it's blue and instead of a dress, it's your twins downstairs. Not only will the color incite arousal, though. The ball pouch effect of these dusty blue boxer briefs could make Michelangelo's David look like Ron Jeremy.