Brad Gosse Mystery Box Size:Small Deck the halls with whatever

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Becky’s adventures remind us that sometimes you need to embrace the weird

It is for adults who have processed mortality enough to find the absurdist angle and find that angle more useful than pretending it isn't there

Buy it for someone who has heard the phrase and had the reaction

and that committed party has spurs

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