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Super Absorbent – Holds 7x its weight in water
but not for the faint of heart
Perfect for kitchens where sarcasm simmers and chill is in short supply
The towel version of that friend who smiles through gritted teeth while whispering
Fall stripes
Happiness Penis | The Perfect Towel Pro Sub 16x24 Super Absorbent – Holds 7xBringing joy in the cheekiest way possible. For kitchens that love to laugh. Super Absorbent Holds 7x its weight in water Fast Drying Dries 30% faster than cotton towels Eco Friendly Made from 100% recycled materials Perfect Size 18" x 24" for max coverage Family Owned Small biz, big personality 100 Day Returns Love it or send it back
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